I thought about this as Talon would answer it so thanks to Dmajorboss





Nine different "layers," and  many answers that can be given. So, for those not  knowing much  about me, here's more information.

LAYER ONE:
Name: Eric Tiberius Almasy
Birthplace: South Carolina
Birthday: March 11th
Gender:  Male
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: white or gray
Height:  7'0
Righty or  Lefty: Right
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Elemental  Sign: Water
Chinese  Zodiac Sign: pig

LAYER TWO:
Your  heritage: Caucasianca
The  shoes you wore today: a pair of burma work boots.
Your fears: Are known by very few
Your perfect  meal:  Any
Goal you'd like to achieve: haven't thought of one

LAYER THREE:
What  is…
Your  first thought waking up: Damn another day.
Your best  physical feature: My hair
Your bedtime:  when every i can close my eyes.
Your most missed memory: the first thing i killed.

LAYER FOUR:
Do  you  prefer..
Pepsi or Coke: depends
McDonald's or Burger  King:  Burger king
Single  or group dates: depends
Adidas or Nike:  neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  Either
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate.
Cappuccino  or coffee:  coffee

LAYER FIVE:
Do/Did you...
Smoke:  yes
Curse: fuck yeah
Sing: “looks around” sometimes
Take a shower: Yes you implying something
Have a crush:  Yes
Think you've been in love:  Yes
Want to go to college:been there, didn't like it.
Like high school: read the answer above
Want  to get  married: you offering
Get motion sickness: No
Think you're  attractive: umm ok
Think you're a health  freak: no
Get along with your parent(s):  Yes one of them
Like thunderstorms:  love them
Play  an instrument: yes

LAYER SIX:
In the past  month...
Drank  alcohol: yes
Smoked: yes
Done a drug: No
Had Sex:  yes
Made  Out: yes
Gone on a date:  i guess you could call it that, it involved the last 5 questions
Gone to the mall?: yes
Eaten  an  entire box of Oreos: this morning yes
One of those little fun size  packs? no
Eaten  sushi: yes
Been on stage: yes
Been dumped?:  No
Made homemade cookies:  yes
Gone skinny dipping: yes, but not by my own free will
Dyed  your hair: No
Stolen anything: yes

LAYER  SEVEN:
In a guy/girl...
Best eye color?: don't care
Best  hair color?: don't care
Short or long hair?: don't care
Height:  don't care
Best weight: don't care
Best articles  of  clothing: don't care
Best Qualities: don't care

LAYER  EIGHT:
Number of...
Number of drugs taken illegally: None
Number  of  piercings: one
Number of tattoos: 3
Number of times  name was in  newspaper: lost count
Number of scars on  my body: to many to count
Number  of things in my past that I regret: nothing, I consider them to be learning experiences that  helped  to shape who I am today
Number of things I hate myself for: I lost count years ago

LAYER NINE:
If I were...
If I were  a month I would be:  march
If I were a day of the week I  would be: tuesday
If I were a  time of day I would be: noon
If  I were a planet I would be:  Naboo
If I were an animal I  would be: a cat
If I  were a direction I would be: north
If I were a piece  of  furniture I would be: a duck taped recliner
If I were a sin I would be:  all of them
If  I were a historical figure I would be: luke skywalker
If I were a  liquid I would be: jack daniels
If I were a tree I would be: redwood
If  I  were a flower/plant I would be: Nicodemus Flower
If I were a kind  of weather I would  be: a storm
If I were a musical instrument  I would be: panio
If I  were an emotion I would be: anger
If  I were a color I would be:  red
If I were a vegetable  I would be: carrot
If I were a sound I  would be: loud
If  I were an element I would be: fire
If I were a  car I would  be: 1970's dodge charger
If I were a song I would be: hard to sing easy to remember
If I  were  a movie I would be directed by: mel brooks
If I were a  book I would be Written  by: myself
If I were  a food I would be: great
If I  were a place I would be:  everywhere
If I were a material I would be: like cotton
If  I were a taste I would be: bitter but sweet
If I were a scent I  would  be: unforgettable
If I were a word I would be: a curse word
If  I were an object I would be: a sword
If I were a body part  I would be: my friends have already answered this for me
If I were a facial expression I would  be: Changing by the  mood
If I were a cartoon character I would  be: anime
If I were a  shape I would be: circle
If  I were a number I would be: a google